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I just wanna share a couple stories with y'all XD they happened the last time I got into an airsoft match with my buddies. Okay, so I was progressing inside of these many rooms of a house. I was doing everything perfectly, checking every door and every window without letting someone who might be outside see me. And then I get to this door that has another door on the opposite side of the room. That means I would have to circle that one door and pop my head out to see this other door because someone could be 'tagging' it. So I peak my head and gun out and the person that's staying one meter from me gives me a full blow. I yell 'SURRENDED!', and thought she had heard it. Thing is... she didn't XD I peaked my head out again, and she gave me another full blow. I was lucky that in both times I could retreat fast, or it would've hurt XD and when I go back to the room I was before, I just yell 'STOP SHOOTING ME, I SURRENDED YOU AND YOU SURRENDED ME, WE'RE BOTH DEAD!' and I just hear her yell 'Sorry!' and then we walked out of there hugging and laughing at that XD The other story is, I was passing through these barrels, hand up, saying 'dead' so no one would shoot me (because I was dead) and this friend from my team pointed her gun at my face. I quickly covered my face while I kept the other hand up, and just yelled 'DEAD, DEAD!' because MAN, that one would really hurt. She laughed and patted my back and I left XD
Something on my mind.
Alright, it is not the first time this happens, and it's really getting on my nerves.
First off, a few things:
– Not all Brazilians can samba, or even appreciate the genre/dance;
– Not all Brazilians are corrupt;
– Not all Brazilians are into your culture and/or know anything about it, in except for a few movies that, once again, not all Brazilians have watched;
– Not all Brazilians are nerds that collect every single piece of memorabilia from popular things in our country;
And, most of all, and most importantly,
– BRAZILIANS. ARE. NOT. EXOTIC.
We are your fellas, citizens of the World, and we deserve to
I tagged myself.
1. What's the hardest part in writing?
Finding a starting point. There's so many perspectives you can play with while writing and choosing just the perfect one is hard as shit. Also, erm... writer's block, ya know?
2. Knock knock...
Really hope it's my pizza.
4. Favorite colors?
Black and white.
5. Apple or Android?
Apple. Fuck Android.
6. What is the battery level of your device?
100%. It's charging.
7. Do you hate candy?
No, but I like savory flavors the best.
8. What's your favorite holiday?
HOW CAN THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT AAAAALLLLL?! But Carnaval is a close second. A whole week without classes, for fuck's sakes!
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I COST $2,675. How about you?
Natural Hair Color:
[X] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75
Total: $100
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[X] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $200
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[X] Under 5′4 - $50
Total so far: $250
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25
Song
PUUUTA QUE PARIU, PU PUUUTA QUE PARIU
ELA VEIO NA MINHA CASA, CAGOU, O VASO ENTUPIU
PUTA QUE PARIU
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